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fannishliss) wrote2018-12-05 08:04 pm
fannishliss) wrote2018-12-05 08:04 pm
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Bathtub Party Day !
According to the National Day Calendar that Clint gave Steve last Christmas, December 5 is National Bathtub Party Day. Steve and Bucky love any excuse to relax and enjoy themselves!
"Wow Steve, I really love taking a bubble bath here in our own rooftop paradise!"
"No kidding! Thanks to Wakandan shield tech, we can have this tropical oasis on top of our Brooklyn Heights brownstone!"
"Mmm, I love it when you wash my hair."
"And when you come out, the bathtub party is just beginning!"
"Yup. Wonder what other folks do to celebrate Bathtub Party Day?"
* * *
Meanwhile, in Hell's Kitchen....
"Rand! What the hell are you doing here?"
"Hi Matt! it's Bathtub Party Day! I brought you this bottle of 1996 Dom Perignon, just in case you happened to be celebrating! And hey, if your water goes cold, I have this Fist....!"
"Dammit, Danny, stay out of my tub with your fist. And I'm not bathing, this is where I sleep, because of my angst and guilt...."
"I'm opening this bottle....!"
....
"Hey. It's true what they say, that expensive champagne does actually taste better. Thanks, Danny."
"You're welcome, Matt. I mean, for $49,000 it oughta be good, right?"
*sputter*
"I'm ... drinking... what?"
"Ha ha. No... this is just an every day $499 bottle, but it is the same vintage, and we do actually have that gold-plated one in the Rand cellar!"
"Danny... no! Sell it and give it to the orphanage!"
"Oh. Okay!"
* * *
Over at 177A Bleecker Street, Stephen Strange gets an unlooked for Bathtub Surprise of his own:
*burbling*
*hissing*
*a foul chthonic tongue, the likes of which mortal mind cannot bear to contemplate*
"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth! Back from whence you came, foul denizens of the darkest depths!"
*devilish quacking*
*farting*
"Now that's just rude.... Wong, where's the plunger in this place?!?!"
"Wow Steve, I really love taking a bubble bath here in our own rooftop paradise!"
"No kidding! Thanks to Wakandan shield tech, we can have this tropical oasis on top of our Brooklyn Heights brownstone!"
"Mmm, I love it when you wash my hair."
"And when you come out, the bathtub party is just beginning!"
"Yup. Wonder what other folks do to celebrate Bathtub Party Day?"
* * *
Meanwhile, in Hell's Kitchen....
"Rand! What the hell are you doing here?"
"Hi Matt! it's Bathtub Party Day! I brought you this bottle of 1996 Dom Perignon, just in case you happened to be celebrating! And hey, if your water goes cold, I have this Fist....!"
"Dammit, Danny, stay out of my tub with your fist. And I'm not bathing, this is where I sleep, because of my angst and guilt...."
"I'm opening this bottle....!"
....
"Hey. It's true what they say, that expensive champagne does actually taste better. Thanks, Danny."
"You're welcome, Matt. I mean, for $49,000 it oughta be good, right?"
*sputter*
"I'm ... drinking... what?"
"Ha ha. No... this is just an every day $499 bottle, but it is the same vintage, and we do actually have that gold-plated one in the Rand cellar!"
"Danny... no! Sell it and give it to the orphanage!"
"Oh. Okay!"
* * *
Over at 177A Bleecker Street, Stephen Strange gets an unlooked for Bathtub Surprise of his own:
*burbling*
*hissing*
*a foul chthonic tongue, the likes of which mortal mind cannot bear to contemplate*
"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth! Back from whence you came, foul denizens of the darkest depths!"
*devilish quacking*
*farting*
"Now that's just rude.... Wong, where's the plunger in this place?!?!"