MY SHRODINGER'S FIRST TIME THEORY OF SLASHINESS

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[only slightly spoilery for 4.18]

My Shrödinger's First Time theory(tm)  goes like this:

GIVEN: Samndean's First Time is always going to be the perfect ep coda.

GIVEN: It's never going to take place on screen, but always right afterward, as the perfect ep coda.

THEREFORE: After every episode, the perfect ep coda takes place, but since it is a first time, whenever the next episode starts, the previous perfect coda didn't take place.*

SO IN CONCLUSION -- Sam and Dean have ALWAYS BEEN, yet are always JUST ABOUT TO BECOME, slashy love partners. QED.

PRE-STANFORD COROLLARY:  Anything that happened pre-Stanford, stays pre-Stanford.  Whether or not it happened, they can't  refer to it onscreen.

Now everyone can go forth and write the Perfect Ep Coda to this where the whole mention of Slash inspires Samndean to Figure Out what all those CRAZY FANGIRLS are thinking.

* in canon that is.  Happy Happy AUs!

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