MY SHRODINGER'S FIRST TIME THEORY OF SLASHINESS

[fannishliss]

[only slightly spoilery for 4.18]

My Shrödinger's First Time theory(tm)  goes like this:

GIVEN: Samndean's First Time is always going to be the perfect ep coda.

GIVEN: It's never going to take place on screen, but always right afterward, as the perfect ep coda.

THEREFORE: After every episode, the perfect ep coda takes place, but since it is a first time, whenever the next episode starts, the previous perfect coda didn't take place.*

SO IN CONCLUSION -- Sam and Dean have ALWAYS BEEN, yet are always JUST ABOUT TO BECOME, slashy love partners. QED.

PRE-STANFORD COROLLARY:  Anything that happened pre-Stanford, stays pre-Stanford.  Whether or not it happened, they can't  refer to it onscreen.

Now everyone can go forth and write the Perfect Ep Coda to this where the whole mention of Slash inspires Samndean to Figure Out what all those CRAZY FANGIRLS are thinking.

* in canon that is.  Happy Happy AUs!

Comments

[ex-rosegany.livejournal.com]

This logic makes perfect sense to me. And I maintain that Dean only said it was sick because it's their private business ;)

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

absolutely! cheers!

[veristic.livejournal.com]

This! He's all about his privacy... and Sam's, and their very private sexy shenanigans.

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

Dean doesn't realize how much we respect their love! if not their privacy!

(Here via epee)

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

Doesn't parallel universe theory say that every time you have an uncertainty like that (Cat is both alive and dead at the same time) the universe actually splits in two where in one universe, the cat is dead and in the other universe the cat is alive?

So, really, Sam and Dean probably are going off and having sex at the end of each episode and Kripke keeps filming the one Universe where they don't.

Okay, all I really know about parallel universe theory I learned from that Nova documentary with that one guy from the Eels but still, I think it works.

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

There have been so many awesome aus where they actually play with this -- I'm bad at remembering names, but someone wrote that great Jess as a Hunter au, where the boys and she have this really strong threesome, and she falls out of that universe on a hunt? and ends up in canon land where she's dead and the boys aren't in love, and they're REALLY MESSED UP BECAUSE OF IT. I SO LOVED how they're messed up because they're NOT entangled in an incestuous threesome!! Yeah, I do think the ep was all about the writing, and how to some extent samndean are powerless with what people make them do....

tho did you catch that moment when Dean shows up and Chuck is like what? I didn't write this!! HMMMM.

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

ok, it's gonna take me a bit to come up with it, but It ROCKED. do you do spn storyfinders, they will find it faster than my poor brain!

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

FOUND!! HAHAHAHA!! and within 48 hours too! i do NOT FAIL.

http://black-regalia.livejournal.com/40531.html

so this story is set in pt and mona's transmutation verse, and hunter!Jess falls through into canonland. it totally rocks.

I originally read it through azephirin's recommendation when she had that massive PROMPT fest a while back.

enjoy!!

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

i suck at posting to comms!!! glad I found it for you really. Plus, i went back and bookmarked that page of azephirin's because I bared my SOUL about all the fic I'd really want to see!! and then all sorts of people made all sorts of reccs. it was a cool thread.

Re: (Here via epee)

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY!!!!! SEE ASTERISK!!!!


PLUS I LOOOVE THAT EELS GUY!! HIS DAD WAS A BIG TIME THEORETICAL PHYSICIST!

thanks for commenting!

Re: (Here via epee)

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

Railroad man makes me cry now.

*sniff*

Re: (Here via epee)

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

?

[katharwen.livejournal.com]

Like, I said- totally adopting that theory!

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

yay!!

Sam is in a Cage. Or, then again, possibly he is NOT.

[katharwen.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! =D

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! FTW. I totally agree.

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!


we cannot be stopped

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

GLEE!!!

my motto, adapted from the Horta, is

NO WANK I


There will be no wank here! I have to protect the millions of plot bunnies in which lie the future!

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Ha! You must publish your theory in the International Journal of Winchestrian Applied Research.

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

ie, spn_heavymeta :)


Young Severus reads it diligently

[klutzy-girl.livejournal.com]

I thiink Dean said it was sick so nobody is onto him and Sam.

I wonder if Sam read any Sam/Dean fic.

I'm still laughing at that part.

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

I L0VED how Dean was lying on the bed reading over his sex scene with Cassie. Oh! it made me cry inside!!

[someblazingstar.livejournal.com]

The Truth is Right Here.

p.s. Dean, you doth protest too much.

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

yay!

[moodswingers.livejournal.com]

This is just fantastic. <3

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

Thanks! glad you liked!

[erinrua.livejournal.com]

..... You made my brain hurt. Stop that. I'm STILL trying to untangle the mess Kripke tied my brain into, last night! ROTFLMAO!!! *pats you*

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

KILLDOZER LIVE TO MAKE ERIN BRAIN HURT.

*TANGLES BRAIN MORE*

RUMBLES AWAY LAUGHING ITS EVIL LAUGH

[erinrua.livejournal.com]

I need an asplodey head icon... LOL!

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! thanks for dropping by!

Sam is in the cage because he WON'T STOP telling Dean how obviously Cas copied Constantine's outfit.

[bunnster.livejournal.com]

Pst, pst, the guy's name is spelled Schrödinger, not Shroedinger. :-)

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

Thank you! but is it a better crack theory if it is mis-spelled? I'll see if I can figure out how to do umlauts.

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Sam and Dean have ALWAYS BEEN, yet are always JUST ABOUT TO BECOME, slashy love partners.

THIS IS THE TRUEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. ;D

Re: Schrodinger&#39;s First Time

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

teehee!

[brianshanelvr.livejournal.com]

Said perfectly!

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[elfinessy.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! I swear I hadn't seen this when I wrote Schrodinger's Cat (http://community.livejournal.com/wincest/2961133.html) :-)

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

No! -- of course, it's just a happy coincidence!! :)

I liked your story very well.

[tiiiam420.livejournal.com]

Your logic is impeccable! I've been always wondering where they are in terms of their relationship, and it gets more confusing when my friends and I try to sort it out. Now everything makes perfect sense!

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

thanks -- glad you enjoyed it!! :)