MY SHRODINGER'S FIRST TIME THEORY OF SLASHINESS

[fannishliss]

[only slightly spoilery for 4.18]

My Shrödinger's First Time theory(tm)  goes like this:

GIVEN: Samndean's First Time is always going to be the perfect ep coda.

GIVEN: It's never going to take place on screen, but always right afterward, as the perfect ep coda.

THEREFORE: After every episode, the perfect ep coda takes place, but since it is a first time, whenever the next episode starts, the previous perfect coda didn't take place.*

SO IN CONCLUSION -- Sam and Dean have ALWAYS BEEN, yet are always JUST ABOUT TO BECOME, slashy love partners. QED.

PRE-STANFORD COROLLARY:  Anything that happened pre-Stanford, stays pre-Stanford.  Whether or not it happened, they can't  refer to it onscreen.

Now everyone can go forth and write the Perfect Ep Coda to this where the whole mention of Slash inspires Samndean to Figure Out what all those CRAZY FANGIRLS are thinking.

* in canon that is.  Happy Happy AUs!

Comments

[ex-rosegany.livejournal.com]

This logic makes perfect sense to me. And I maintain that Dean only said it was sick because it's their private business ;)

(Here via epee)

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

Doesn't parallel universe theory say that every time you have an uncertainty like that (Cat is both alive and dead at the same time) the universe actually splits in two where in one universe, the cat is dead and in the other universe the cat is alive?

So, really, Sam and Dean probably are going off and having sex at the end of each episode and Kripke keeps filming the one Universe where they don't.

Okay, all I really know about parallel universe theory I learned from that Nova documentary with that one guy from the Eels but still, I think it works.

[katharwen.livejournal.com]

Like, I said- totally adopting that theory!

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! FTW. I totally agree.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Ha! You must publish your theory in the International Journal of Winchestrian Applied Research.

[klutzy-girl.livejournal.com]

I thiink Dean said it was sick so nobody is onto him and Sam.

I wonder if Sam read any Sam/Dean fic.

I'm still laughing at that part.

[someblazingstar.livejournal.com]

The Truth is Right Here.

p.s. Dean, you doth protest too much.

[moodswingers.livejournal.com]

This is just fantastic. <3

[erinrua.livejournal.com]

..... You made my brain hurt. Stop that. I'm STILL trying to untangle the mess Kripke tied my brain into, last night! ROTFLMAO!!! *pats you*

[bunnster.livejournal.com]

Pst, pst, the guy's name is spelled Schrödinger, not Shroedinger. :-)

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Sam and Dean have ALWAYS BEEN, yet are always JUST ABOUT TO BECOME, slashy love partners.

THIS IS THE TRUEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. ;D

[brianshanelvr.livejournal.com]

Said perfectly!

[elfinessy.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! I swear I hadn't seen this when I wrote Schrodinger's Cat (http://community.livejournal.com/wincest/2961133.html) :-)

[tiiiam420.livejournal.com]

Your logic is impeccable! I've been always wondering where they are in terms of their relationship, and it gets more confusing when my friends and I try to sort it out. Now everything makes perfect sense!